About Maxi

I have been working in advertising since the late 1830's where we used to fashion black and white press advertisements out of boxes of imported tea and bags of corn. I started out in Pat McIntyre & Associates where I kept favour with the grumpy typesetters by spiking their morning tea with fine whiskey. I moved to Arks Advertising where I swapped the whiskey for fentanyl and continued to progress up the advertising ladder. I then spent 17 years in Publicis colouring in all of the art directors designs and then I moved across town to join the tea totalling boys and girls where I occupy my time regaling them with tales of whiskey soaked keyboards and injesting cow gum for money.